SOLANA / $POOPWRKR / PERMANENT BREAK

Poop
Worker.

Boss makes a dollar. I make a meme.
High-vis on. Phone out. Productivity on pause. Meet the hardest worker in the least productive room.

PUMP.FUN ↗FOLLOW ON X ↗TELEGRAM · SOON

● SOLANA NATIVESHIFT STATUS: ON BREAK

EMPLOYEE OF THE MEME.

01 / THE ORIGIN OF THE BREAK

Built different.
Works optional.

Every site has one. The vest is spotless. The phone is fully charged. Nobody has seen him carry anything heavier than a conversation.

Poop Worker found the one place the foreman never checks. A porcelain corner office. An uninterrupted signal. A break that somehow became a lifestyle.

“I'll be right back.”
— LAST HEARD BEFORE THE SHIFT STARTED

03 / JOB DESCRIPTION

Three skills.
No references.

The qualifications are questionable. The commitment to the bit is absolute.

01 / DRESS FOR THE JOB

Maximum visibility.

An orange vest so bright it does all the work. Looking busy has never looked this official.

02 / PROTECT YOUR TIME

Elite break management.

Five minutes becomes a whole philosophy. Every notification deserves his full attention.

03 / KEEP IT SIMPLE

One worker. One meme.

A Solana meme for anyone who has ever checked their phone and forgotten what they were doing.

04 / EVIDENCE FROM THE SHIFT

Busy doing
absolutely nothing.

Different locations. Same priorities.
Tap any frame to take a closer look.

Poop Worker on a bench in an empty locker room — **01 — LOCKER ROOM LOUNGE**
Clocked in. Mentally elsewhere.

Poop Worker taking a rooftop phone break at sunset — **02 — UPPER MANAGEMENT**
Promoted to the rooftop.

Poop Worker at a desk in an empty site office after dark — **03 — IMPORTANT BUSINESS**
This message cannot wait.

05 / THE FOREMAN IS COMING

Clean up.
Clock out.

Thirty seconds to make the place look like someone actually worked here.

💩 Catch the mess: +10 points.📱 Leave the phone alone: −15 points.Build a streak for a bigger cleanup bonus.Tap, click, or Tab + Enter to catch an item.

TIME 30sSCORE 0STREAK 0

BREAK ROOM ARCADE

Time to look busy.

Catch the mess. Save the phone.

06 / YOUR PASS TO THE BREAK ROOM

Get the vest.
Join the shift.

SOLANA CONTRACT ADDRESS

SOON

OPEN PUMP.FUN ↗DEXSCREENER ↗

01 / GET YOUR WALLET

Bring your own tools.

Set up a Solana-compatible wallet and keep your recovery phrase private.

02 / ADD SOL

Fuel the commute.

Send SOL to your wallet on the Solana network. Keep some SOL for network fees.

03 / FIND THE WORKER

Take your seat.

Once live, use the official Pump.fun link above and verify the contract address before swapping.

07 / THE UNOFFICIAL UNION

Your kind
of coworkers.

The shift ends. The group chat doesn't. Find the other workers, share the memes, and keep the break going.

TELEGRAM · SOON MEET US ON X ↗

08 / THE ONLY SCREEN HE CHECKS

Work in progress.

VIEW ON DEXSCREENER ↗

CHART SOON

The original Poop Worker in his orange reflective vest

POOP WORKER / $POOPWRKR

Same shift.
Different grind.

CLOCK IN ↗X / TWITTER ↗TELEGRAM · SOON

PoopWorker.

Built different.Works optional.

Corner office.Zero meetings.

Three skills.No references.